Sent to me at work today
From Kazza the Blank One, ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called
the wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible,
politically-correct, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of
the summer solstice holiday, practised within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all, and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects,
and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
I am SOOOOO Stealing that.
December 25, 2009 12:14 PMLOL :)
December 25, 2009 9:34 PM